Have your ID available for me to inspect.If you don't trust me enough to show your ID then you need to look elsewhere for companionship.This is for safety reasons only.
To fully enjoy a meeting, you must be freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice, and have minty-fresh breath. Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness, generosity, and chivalry will be appreciated and rewarded.
The donations are for my time and companionship only and they are not negotiable.
